"You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it or they don't"
Right now, I have this covered. I almost never "have it" in terms of being lazy, but right after a massage .... I've got it. Today is coming together seamlessly. I think I've accidentally absorbed all the good kharma from my sweetie & my best friend, who are grousing through their days.
I had a fun time shopping at Whole Foods, then came home & put some plants in the ground, got tired of that, went to lunch with a friend at the Morton Arboretum and walked around a bit, then came home & my neighbor-friend has given me a birthday gift: the offer to plant my remaining 6 plants. Just PERFECT! Then, I retrieved my messages & my gift certificate for teaching a scrapbook class last November came through, for a massage. So, I seized the moment & went to get the massage right away. I am all fluffified and lazy now.